First, some entertaining back story:
Matt’s dad and his wife sent us Christmas gifts which we received yesterday. Mine said “To: Jacqueline - Can’t wait to meet you!” And Matt was given Pick Up Line themed fridge magnets. (??Can’t wait to meet you, Jacquie. Here’s some pick up lines for your boyfriend??) Anyway, they turned out to be pretty fun so I’m going to do a new recurring post every week or two of some of the phrases we’ve come up with. Here are the first few that have shown up:
I’m an organ donor, need anything?
You’re my astronaut pants!
If you were a laser, you wouldn’t make money.